Give me MY scale!!!

I'm not going to lie, I back slid.  My downward slopping mountain to weight loss unfortunately took a u-turn.  Simply put...I gained weight!!!  URGGGG!!!  I found out like a week and half ago (when a friend returned my scale after having it for a month and half) but I was too ashamed to even own up to it.  Instead, I decided to immediately take action so that when I did report the bad news, I could at least share a little positivity with it.  I'm not even going to say how much I gained but just know that I've already lost all but two pounds of that.  Some people have the privilege of being able to live without a scale, they say so confidently "Oh I know I've lost weight because I feel it in my spirit!" Well believe me...I thought I felt it in my spirit but the weight loss gods were definitely tricking me.  I now know that I can NOT live without my scale.  I need it in my life to keep me on track.  Unfortunately, with my up and down body type, metabolism on constant rewind, and overall LOVE for food-food-and more food...I will not let anyBODY borrow my scale.  NOT even the weight loss gods.